James and Lily Potter Week is July 28th - August 3rd, 2014 [x]
just Remus and Sirius chatting not long after obtaining their N.E.W.T.s
Sirius is probably talking about that one time at Hogwarts when James accidentally tripped on his foot and fell into the lake. Remus knows he’s supposed to be frowning but the combined effect of Hogwarts memories and the adorable idiot who’s talking just won’t let him
what if Sirius and Remus had lived and their adoptive daughter had a kid in like 1999, and they’re just coming over for a visit in like 2014 it’s all good. then their daughter is like, “oh, rosie! come on out!” (pretend her daughters name is rose) and she doesnt come out so they’re like haha she probably has those silly muggle headphones in and she’s listening to her ipod. let’s go surprise her!! and an unprepared grandpa Padfoot and Moony walk in on their 15 year old granddaughter twerking.
i can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue….
DON’T TRY TO TELL ME THAT SIRIUS DIDN’T INTERRUPT REMUS’ STUDYING DURING HOGWARTS BY SINGING BEATLES LYRICS
"Sirius, go away! I’m trying to study, unlike some people around here,"
"Okay, Moony. Before I go, one favor?"
"LET ME SERENADE YOU."
"HE WAS JUST, SEVENTEEN, AND YOU KNOW, WHAT I MEAN!!!! AND THE WAY HE LOOKED, WAS WAY BEYOND COMPARE!"
the end of the ‘sirius black learns about muggle appliances’ is sirius black, being on a plane for the first time with remus
and they board and sirius is like ‘remus. this is like being toothpaste. this feels like a toothpaste tube. we’re minty. we’re going to die.’ remus is like we have not even taken off yet calm down
the engines turn on and sirius just SHRIEKS and grabs remus’ hand so hard it nearly breaks remus’ fingers
halfway through the flight sirius is like ‘I need a cigarette this is terrible’
the flight attendant races over like ‘SIR there’s NO smoking on this flight’ and sirius just whips around like ‘you’re damn RIGHT THERE IS YES THERE IS M8’ and remus is like please excuse him i am so sorry
remus brings calms forté for when sirius gets really nervous (which is, for people who dont know, essentially pills to knock you the FUCK out during transatlantic flights) and sirius just gets HIGH AS BALLS and turns into padfoot and remus is like THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND CANNOT GET WORSE because sirius is just whimpering the entire flight as a dog and the flight attendant comes back over completely baffled for like 8 different reasons but the rest of remus’ interaction with her is basically like
“sir is that dog trying to smoke a cigarette”
“HE MosT CERTAinLY IS NoT”
my favorite sirius + muggle things headcanon is that he tries so. so hard. to learn all of the things. like remus brings home a blender one day and sirius is like “yes. okay. I am going to be the best boyfriend ever and master this strange device before remus gets home from work” but when remus gets home sirius is just sitting on the floor covered in something sticky and and the blender is screaming and sirius is making high-pitched whining noises with his hands over his ears and remus laughs so hard he almost pees and he turns off the blender and picks sirius up and cleans him off and they learn how to make pina coladas together
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
I PROBABLY SHOULDNT BE POSTING THIS BECAUSE TECHNICALLY I BROKE SCOTTISH LAW BUT I CANT CONTAIN THIS
SO ME AND A FEW OF MY FRIENDS WERE IN EDINBRUGH, SCOTLAND AND WERE PASSING THE BALMORAL HOTEL WHERE JK ROWLING FINISHED THE LAST BOOK IN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES AND THREE OF US DECIDED WE WERE GOING TO GO SEE THE JK ROWLING SUITE
SO WE PRETENED LIKE WE WERE GUESTS OF THE HOTEL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE 5TH FLOOR TO SEE THE DOOR
SO THE THREE OF US WENT TO CHECK IT OUT AND I WAS LEANING AGAINST THE DOOR FOR A PICTURE
O P E N E D
I SHIT YOU NOT THE FUCKING HARRY POTTER SUITE WAS OPEN AND WE THOUGHT IT CLOSED/LOCKED WHEN I LEANED FORWARD BUT NO
BY SOME ACT OF GOD IT WAS BROKEN OR LIKE DIVINE INTERVENTION OR SOMETHING IDK BUT IT WAS STILL UNLOCKED
SO WE DID WHAT ANY TRUE HARRY POTTER FANS WOULD DO AND WENT INSIDE
AND NORMALLY ITS £1000 PER PERSON A NIGHT TO STAY IN THIS ROOM
AND ALL OF JKRS STUFF HAS BEEN LEFT UNTOUCHED EXCEPT THE SHEETS EVEN THESE MAGAZINES ARE THE SAME ONES THAT WERE THERE WHEN SHE WAS THERE
THE REALLY COOL THING WAS THAT JK ROWLING FINISHED BOOK SEVEN HERE SO WHEN SHE FINISHED SHE SHUT HER LAPTOP, CRIED FOR A LONG TIME, THEN DOWNED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE AND WROTE A NOTE AND HER SIGNATURE ON THE BACK OF A HERMES BUST IN THE ROOM
IT SAYS “JK Rowling finished writing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in this room (552) on 11th Jan 2007”
AND OBVIOUSLY THERE WERE PEOPLE STAYING IN THIS ROOM THEY WERE JUST OUT BECAUSE LOOK AT THE BED AND THE SLIPPERS
SO WE DID ALL THIS IN UNDER 5 MINUTES AND THEN WE RAN OUT RIGHT AS SOMEONE OPENED THE DOOR TO THE ROOM NEXT DOOR AND AS WE SHUT JKR’S DOOR WE HEARD IT LOCK BEHIND US
AND THEN WE HAD TO WALK CASUALLY BACK DOWN THE HALLWAY INTO THE ELEVATOR AND OUT THE LOBBY AND THEN WE JUST LOST IT OUTSIDE
THIS ALL HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT